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Nose, tongue, chest, feet

Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

I like sweeter smells but not ones that smell super artificial like vanilla candles. I despise cinnamon fragrances. 

Tongue: What was in your last meal?

Altered ramen (without meat) and broccoli. It was make your own dinner night. 

Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?

I am motherly to the little ones and they typically like me, but when it’s a super little baby I’m just like, ‘I don’t know what this is. Please take it before I break it.’

Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?

My knee-high black leather boots make me feel super badass and, if they’re covered with my bigger jeans, they can pass as guy shoes so I guess they’d be my favorites.

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Tell me about your body. (¬‿¬)
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Are you a virgin?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
I rarely post selfies but my hair was having none of my shit today

I rarely post selfies but my hair was having none of my shit today

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call him by his real name

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THIS CAT THOUGH

His name is… Harvey Dent.